Kirai
Shikon Miko
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 8 Months ago
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Be an alpha. If that does not work you are doomed.
what should do to impress the one i love?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 8 Months ago
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The larger the pile of bodies, the stronger the love. Flowers might also be effective, but I have never found this approach particularly enjoyable on my part.
What should I make for dinner?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Don't ask this Sesshomaru such ridiculous things.
Sesshomaru, I don't particularly like my twin's boyfriend. What should I do?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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This Sesshomaru would not lower himself to anything so inferior as to wear something made by Human hands.
So Sesshomaru, would you ever cut your hair and donate it to locks of love??
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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You could try to sabotage their relationship. I personally would just melt his face off these poison claws aren't just for show.
So sesshomaru could you answer the age old question, boxers or briefs?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"The miko informed this Sesshomaru what boxers and briefs were. This one's personal undergarment is the fundoshi."
Lord Sesshomaru, what should I do about overly persistent men bugging me for dates?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"Ningen, assert your authority over them. Surely if you have more than one filthy suitor you are a strong female who is capable of bearing stronger offspring. This one recommends that you simply use your weapon to puncture their unworthy chests, and take whomever survives."
Sesshomaru-sama, was there any enemy that you found it particularly entertaining to defeat? If so, whom?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Inuyasha gives me all the battle entertainment I need.
Even though it's highly unlikely to ever happen to you if you were cursed and had to choose which one would you rather be, a half demon or a human?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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You are right. This will never happen to this Sesshomaru so he refuses to answer such a question.
Sesshomaru-sama, did you have a pleasant childhood?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"This Sesshomaru's childhood was just like any other of his standing. As this one is of the highest pedigree "pleasantness" had no bearing upon how this Sesshomaru was raised. Perhaps the word you are looking for is "proper"?"
Sesshomaru-sama, what is Ah-Un fed?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Why don't you come closer and find out. (Smirks evilly)
How would you handle an unruly 3 year old sibling if you had to babysit?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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....Kick it...
Lord Sesshoumaru, if you had Shippo-Chan as a younger brother what would you do to him?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"Impossible. The Kit and this one might be youkai, however he is a kitsune. Inu and Kitsune are not of the same breed. Therefore we could never be related."
Buuuuuuuuut if you were?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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I guess I could join him in tormenting that fool inuyasha.
If you could be anything other than a lord, what would you be?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Emporer of Asia. And then I will challenge all the other fools of the world.
Have you any loyal Inu Youkais at your command?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"Fool. Of course this Sesshomaru has a plethora of loyal guards. However none of them are apt to travel by his side. Therefore my retainer, Rin, and Ah-Un are enough."
If you lived in the modern era, would you have a tumblr?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"This Sesshomaru has no time for such unnecessary things."
Sesshomaru-sama, is moko-moko your tail or only a fur boa?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Moko moko is an extension of my power and strength.
Do you believe in love and monogamy my lord?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"Love? A weak emotion meant for ningens, fools, the weak, and pathetic ningen fools. This one will be monogamous if and when he mates, though he doubts that love will come with this matrimony. Such a thing happening is improbable."
Milord! Do you have any ridiculous childhood stories about the Halfbreed?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"Hn, perhaps. But I will not share them with you."
Sesshomaru-sama who is the perfect mate for you?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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Do not question this Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru-sama, what do you do to keep your hair so shiny and perfect all the time?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"As this one is the epitome of perfection, hair has never been much of a concern. Grooming is an intimate task, and thus this one will not share any details."
I need a partner for an educational event... An excursion of sorts. May I borrow Jaken for a while?
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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And lose my personal punching bag and stress reliever? I think not.
If you had to give rin up who would you leave her with
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"This Sesshomaru presumes the older and younger miko would be adequate for such a task."
Are you insinuating you think your father was weak or a fool, Lord Sesshomaru?
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Last Edit: 2014/05/19 15:02 By silentsoliloquy82.
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Re:Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 10 Years, 7 Months ago
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"This Sesshomaru's father was the Great Dog General. He was neither weak nor an fool."
In modern times would you write a book about your great battles?
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Last Edit: 2014/05/19 16:43 By wiccanmethuselah.
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