Granted, but you constantly have the irrepressable urge to do something immediatly after you hear about it, leaving you constantly stressed and unable to focus, resulting in everything you do being done very poorly.

I wish I was a ryuu taiyoukai (dragon). (I'm really setting myself up for this, aren't I...?)

Granted, but you possess no abilities causing survival to be difficult and you are easily capture by some people looking to become rich.

I wish I was good at coloring in Photoshop.

granted. but you can only color in shades of purple.

i wish i could live in neverland

Granted, however when you get there you find that the magic of Neverland has ended. The Lost boys have become perverted old men, the fairies have turned into giant biting horse flies, the mermaids were canned into tuna by the pirates The pirates are no longer the original ones but the inbred mutated offspring of the original pirates. Oh, and you cannot fly, so your pretty much stuck there.

I wish I were part of Kouga's pack (as a female.)

Granted, but you are the omega of the pack and only get to stay in the caves to keep house while everyone else goes off to hunt or travel.

I wish I was doing homework instead of surfing the web all the time.

Granted, but you hand your assignments in to all the wrong professors/teachers, and end up failing all your classes.

I wish I had more energy to get things done during the day!

Granted, but the energy disappears quickly leaving you so tired that you fall asleep where ever you are resulting in you missing important things.

I wish my theology teacher would give us fewer writing assignments.

Granted, but instead of smaller writing assignments you get one very large writing assignment that accounts for your total grade. Oh, and it is due tomorrow.

I wish I had a Banana Split.

Granted, but it is made with strange flavored ice cream and toppings making it taste terrible.

I wish I could make awesome moves in Flash without it taking forever.

granted. but the file then corrupts.

i wish i hadn't caught my nieces flu

Ahhh! That's ebil Velvet.

Granted, but you catch colds from everyone else easily.

I wish I could learn foreign languages easier.

Granted, but whenever you say something it sounds normal to you, but it is complete gibberish to everyone else.

I wish I knew exactly what to write for the essay I'm working on in order to both get an A and to get it turned in on time to the correct professer on the correct day. (trying to cover loopholes, here...)

Granted, but after you turn it in to the correct professor on time (and even though it is A material) your professor accidentally loses it and when he asks for a copy you find that your file has corrupted and is un-retrievable. (nice try though. )

I wish I wasn't having art block tonight.

granted. but once you create this artwork, it mysteriously disappears never to be seen again.

i wish i had some more movies to watch. that dont suck, and work, and my tv and electricity stay on. (trying to cover loop holes)

granted...but as soon as you put turn on the dvd player/tape player...it explodes (you never said the player wouldn't work )

I wish I could have some peace and quiet

You are tossed for eternity into an endless white plane where syntetic lounge music plays forever and a day.

I wish I could drag and drop information directly into my brain.

granted, but for any info you drag you lose a memory to make room for it

I wish I wasn't tired anymore

granted, but then you'll never be able to sleep again

i wish i didn't wake up with chapped lips anymore

(velvy you have no idea how nice that sounds lol)

Granted...but you wake up with angelina Jolie lips instead

I wish i had something yummy to eat right now...that i didn't have to prepare

granted, but then it would give you indigestion

i wish all these spiders would leave me alone

granted...but they leave hundreds of eggs for later

I wish my cookies had come out better

Granted, but after you finish them you get writers block for an extended period of time.

I wish I had no classes on my birthday.

granted, instead you remember you have to work that night

I wish I was a size 4 again

Granted. But you can never find clothes your size.

I wish there was no such thing as homework!!!!

Granted! However, school is now an hour longer so you can do more school work to make up for the time you would have spent doing homework...bummer.

I wish I could publish a best-selling novel!