I suppose if I'm on LGP's hit list, it's because...

... In my fic Faded Memories, I've made him a pizza boy, a stripper, a waiter, a one-hit wonder and unless my memory fails me, a taxi driver. He also gets drunk. And yelled at by Kagome's mother.

... In You're in the Army now, which is AU, I have him lose his arm. (Oh yes, I did it!)

... In Crescent Moon, Sess not only is the illegitimate heir of the Western lands, but also living an oppressive life stuck to a mate he didn't want in the first place, a power-hungry mother and a hopelessly doting grandmother. And his harem added to the chaos as well.

... In my one shot Completely Innocent Encounters, I made Sesshy a peeping tom. And, when he's finally getting it on with Kags, they get interrupted.

... In Chain of Love, I chain him to Kagome. While he still only has one arm.

And lastly, there's Tables Turned, in which he gets framed, convicted, loses his company, gets kicked out of the family, is thrown into jail, and once out, has to disguise himself and live under a false ID, as well as he ends up working as the CEO's assistant in the very company he founded.


I suppose that's all I've done. So far. >:3

This is a game, and more or less to figure out who is on the top of LGP (* Lord Grump Pants = Sesshomaru's) Hit List.

Reasons for being on his hit list involve anything he would murder you for b/c of art or fiction.

How to play. If you have a fic or pic, post a link, and WARNINGs if needed, and then give a brief overview as to why you have taken the top spot on LGP's HitList.

I figured this will be easier then trying to remember who wronged him the most, last. :3

Have fun!

your posts should look something like this:

I'm on LGP's HitList because:

I made fiction where the miko won a drinking game and Sess ends up with SailorMoon hair, Meatball Head The series is listed as MA, but this particular oneshot is T.

I'm on LGP's Hitlist because:
My fanart of Sesshou-fluff =X lol a giant hairball -tribble- looking thingie that resemble our dear demon lord

Two Words: Sesshomaru's Princess. Beyond that, i will not explain because there is no possible way to do that where it is PG-13 and Lady B would beat me senseless with her baton of doom. Nor, because of the nature of the ficiton mentioned, will i link it here. But the r0o, and anyone that has read it, will understand why i have made myself a target.

Oh geesh, lemme list the ways ...
current one: Sesshomaru, the feline version in my story Fallen Angel... MA ONLY Link folks

dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/3609/1
Stuffing in him a barney suit
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/3512/1
Attacked by Peeps
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/3454/1
Tagged him with the nickname Lord Sh'omamoo
Deluged and loved on by CareBears
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/2210/1

But, worst of all I think, I'm the one that came up with the name Lord Grumpy Pants

I think i can count my remaining days as limited because he's sure to be plotting his revenge

Speedy Tomato wrote:
Two Words: Sesshomaru's Princess. Beyond that, i will not explain because there is no possible way to do that where it is PG-13 and Lady B would beat me senseless with her baton of doom. Nor, because of the nature of the ficiton mentioned, will i link it here. But the r0o, and anyone that has read it, will understand why i have made myself a target.

All should fear the sparkly pink modbaton of doom

I did some pretty unspeakable things to him in Devour Prometheus, but they're not as much embarrassing as they are horrific. Liver anyone?

Im on the LPG top because in a dribble I gave Sesshomaru a beer belly and make him a no good lazy drunkard who smells.

I'm on LGP's HitList Because...

... of Conversations With Sesshoumaru. 'Nuff Said.
... of my one and only foray into fanart. See it and you'll understand why. :3

I beautify Sesshomaru! I've dyed his hair electric blue (and stuck him in a pink robe), dreadlocked his hair, cut it off multiple fun ways, gave him a fro, made him a flower twice, put him in a dress *coughcough*, dressed him up as sailor moon the entire ensamble,made him a hippy . . . and well that is all I remember ^^

I've made Sesshy's fluff be mistaken as mold..
stuck him in tutu...
made him roll around in a dead squirrel...
made him chase his tail...
covered him in tar...
Made him think he was a duck and quack....
made him pass gass...
made him heavy enough to kill by sitting...

and thats all so far ^.^;

and if Yasha counts...
I made him do Jaken

I'm on LGP's hitlist because:

I've forcibly dressed him into a maiko outfit. With make up and all.
www.dokuga.com/gallery?func=detail&id=2800

More of that to come in the future.

I'm on LGP's HitList because:

In Teaching Him a Lesson I made Sesshoumaru act like a common dog by having Kagome use a dog whistle.

In Crescent Moon Cakes I had Kagome make him dog biscuits.

I had Sesshoumaru be a leader of a gang in Sesshoumaru's Girl.

He ended up dead in Ghost Lovers and came back to take Kagome to the Netherworld.

Plus, I made him mated to a witch in Witches Revenge.

Several things:

I made him pee on the side of a house like a dog marking territory
I had his hair dyed pink
I made him question his own being in Letters, he was very unsure of anything there
two words: Tasty Human. His actions were very *coughundignifiedcough*
He was dragged wedding shopping looking for table clothes for the tables at the reception

That's what I can remember off the top of my head

I'm hiding from LGp for several reasons;

Dressing him up as a show girl and maiking hi do the CanCan
Selling his underpants for charity
Dressing him up as a fairy
Making kids dog pile him
Get whalloped in the head with a handbag, and let the human woman live
Dressing him up as Fairy Godmother
Forcing him to go to Disneyland and go on the "It's a small world" ride five times
He had to listen to things like the macerena and here we go 'round the mulberry bush, as well as other Disney and chidren songs


Thats all I can think of for now... Hm I wonder if its the smartest thing in the world to remind him of what I actually did.....

I'm definitely on LGP's Hit List for many reasons:

I made him a stripper. (Strip Tease)
I made him fight Buyo over territory AND his Mokomoko. (Barking Up the God Tree)
Dressing him up as a female and getting him drunk three times (the first time in a dress, the second in a drinking contest with Naraku and Inuyasha- see Dude Looks Like a Lady, the third while being dragged out of a bar by Kagome after happy hour-check my April Drabbles) would definitely do it.
I made him tear Kagome apart...literally. (Sesshomaru's Revenge)
I made him an incubus (Dream Lover)and a vampire (Blood Moon).
I dressed him up as a security guard. (Breach in Security)
Carrying around a Gryffindor robe may do it. (May Drabbles)
He ate pocky and fishsticks. (May Drabbles)
He danced the tarantella. (May Drabbles)
I made him either go topless or naked. (on more than one occasion)
I turned him into a masseuse. (Tension Relief)
He got beat by Inuyasha a few times. (check my Drabbles-I'm half asleep and at work and don't remember which ones off the top of my head)
I had Kagome 'accidentally' shave him bald with a razor (though his hair grew back overnight).

Think that about covers it. Then again, he's drool worthy.

He needs to suck it up and get over it! He's a lot of fun to play with! *runs and hides clutching Sesshomaru plushie*

I'm on LGP's HitList because:

We hurt the ones we love!

Because of several drabbles I need to post.
But mainly because of my fanarts. *gigglesnort*
Because I stuck him in incredibly tight pants and made him shake it like Donny Osmond.
Because of a chocolate bar and a blackmail video of the Great Sessholio.

Eyebleach and Mature Warning!!!!! (I'm not gonna link it, fore I also fear the sparkly baton.)
Because Kagome loves her Jakenator 3000. She really, really looooooooves it.
The dog doesn't like that. No. Not at all.


And more pics I plan on posting as soon as they are inked.

I've always treated Lord Sesshomaru with the utmost respect. Rin, not so much. Hopefully, he never finds out what I have done to his little acolyte.

I'm on LGP's HitList because:

I turned him into a chibi and made Kagome's new cat, Fluffy, attack him. Want proof? Click this.

That's nothing compared to some of the things others have done to him, though, so I should be a bit safer than the posters before me.

I've done so many things: Forcing him to watch Cats, getting him pregnant, turning him into a leprechaun, making him cry, making him enjoy watching clothes wash, getting him addicted to video games, having him swallow/throw up Jaken, making him a toy, having him tricked by monkey sprites.

Let's not forget all the things from the cafe days. >.< Oh heavens, that's enough to get troubles. The signing of contracts,the forcing to do things...I don't think I can list all of those.

If he knew about some of the rps too... @.@

LGP is going to kill me for i am in the middle of writing a story with him in a black kimono and straw sandles for i am going to put him in a inuyasha/bleach crossover. is that legal on here?

i am making him a god of death and he is going to be a taicho (captain) so i am ok right? plus inuyasha is going to be a fukutaicho (lieutenant) so bonus

maru's tenshi wrote:
LGP is going to kill me for i am in the middle of writing a story with him in a black kimono and straw sandles for i am going to put him in a inuyasha/bleach crossover. is that legal on here?so long as the pairing is Sesshomaru/kagome, then yus you can put Xover's on Dokuga. BUT you do have to give proper credit to the other fandom's owners and such. ^_^

Sarhea's Connections ratedMA, is an IY/Naruto Xover with SK being the main pairing.

again SK does have to be the main pairing though.

I am GP's hit list for the following reasons:
(Warning the below story is MATURE and needs eye bleach!)

I made him have a one night stand with Jaken:
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/1776/1

(No eye bleach needed here but Mature Rating)
I made him Kagome's Submissive:
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/509/1

(Again Rated Mature:)

I gave him a non fuctioning ....ummm..body part.
dokuga.com/fanfiction/story/2381/1

And I am in the middle of humiliating him at a strip club...
And I am sooooooo.... NOT ashamed!

Wow, all I've done to him is:

Made him disguise himself as a wimpy, unattractive human
Poisoned him with Axe and Tag body spray
Tortured him with annoying children's toys
Made him smell like grapes

So far, I think I'm pretty low on the list.

i have been poisoned by the LGP's claws because i have decided to kill him off while he is doing the horizontal mambo with ayame in my story. *runs in fear with my beloved notebook in hand*