Oneshots for Tangie's Annual Fanfic Tourny by sugar0o who lurks
Without a Doubt
AN: this is for Tangie's Annual Fanfic Tourny, i do not own or make any money from the use of the item, Eggo & CocoaCrispies©Kellogg? or GeneralMills?, or Iunyasha anime/manga characters in any way shape fashion of form.
Summary: Breakfast is always the perfect start to your day...
Title: Without a Doubt
Rating: M
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance
Original Post Date: 06-30-11
Warnings: language, mild violence, sexual banter.
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Word Count: 1802
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Sesshomaru had crashed at his brothers place last night, he had used his emergency key needing to get away from his father, and step mother. They were great people but far too nosey, he was still in college and didn’t want to think about getting a wife or mate but they had been pestering him relentlessly as of late. He set up shop on the sofa, he had to hand it to his brother’s friend, Kagome, she knew how to pick a sofa, it was perfect to lounge on, not to mention the blankets left on the back were perfectly worn in so they were nice and soft. He had been enjoying his restful sleep when the object his dream and thought walked out of her bedroom.
Her hair was literally a mess, looking as though she had literally just had the greatest fuck of her life, it was actually very sexy bed-head, she wore an a-shirt allowing him to barely see her nipples, more then likely Inuyasha’s shirt he sleepily mused, and a pair of thin cotton sleeping pants that was in danger of falling off of her very round hips. He had known that she wore glasses, but he didn’t remember them being so rather big and homely as the ones she wore now, in fact the last time he had seen her he remembered them being rather thin and silver rimmed, like bifocals but more stylish. Peeking his crown of shoulder length shaggy silver hair and with warm yet sleepy golden eyes, he looked over the edge he watched her.
This girl was the subject of many of his sexual fantasies as well as wet dreams, she was by far a diamond in the rough. When they had met he’d hated her only because he was jealous that his brother had her until he found out that Kagome and Inuyasha were nothing but platonic. To him it didn’t even matter that she was a miko, and he was a demon, he’d ‘tap’ it if he ever got the chance to.
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Kagome dragged her butt out of bed, she was so tired, Inuyasha had made a lot of nose in the middle of the night and had woken her up, unfortunately she’d had a hard time going back to sleep once woken. She was not in the mood for anything but her favorite, if there was one thing Kagome valued it was sleep and her morning bowl of Cocoa-crispies. She didn’t notice the warm body on the sofa, honestly she wouldn’t have cared wither way, she needed her cereal! Her pants were falling a bit, nearly falling down as she reached for the bowl, grumbling about how short she was.
From behind her Sesshomaru watched in sleepy fascination, as she scratched her butt cheek while getting her cereal ready. However he was even more amused when she opened the door to the fridge and found there was no milk in the container, but the container was placed back in the fridge. She growled impressively for a human, and he mused that it was spending so much time around Yasha that had it so realistic, and yet, to hear it made him twitch in pleasure, hell he didn’t even notice his impressive morning wood until then. He watched impassively as the small female stormed over to his brothers room, and began banging on the door.
He had thought she was aware that Yasha slept like a log and that only physical contact woke his baby brother up. Scratching his head, he stood and followed the tiny angry female laughing to himself and about Inuyasha, even he knew about Kagome’s morning cereal, it was why he never touched the milk when he crashed here. By the time he got a view of the girl she had already broken into his brothers room somehow, seems Yasha finally learned to lock his door, he watched in morbid fascination as the tiny girl flung herself at his brothers back. She landed like a crouching tiger growling angrily, and yanking his brothers triangle ears, he chuckled deeply watching the scene.
“WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MILK KITTEN EARS!!!” she raged. Sesshomaru laughed outright at that one. Kagome still didn’t seem to notice as she pulled the hanyou’s arm back and forcing a strangled waking yelp at the same time.
“Kagome needs ONE thing in the morning, and what is that Kitten ears?” she seethed in sleepy anger.
“FUCK! Kagome get off!!” yelled Inuyasha, struggling to free himself from her grasp on the short and fuzzies.
“WHAT DOES KAGOME NEED IN THE MORNING INU?” she repeated pulling tighter on the ear.
“You need to get laid so your not so damn grumpy in the morning!” he said, causing her to snarl. And Sesshomaru to outright laugh again, at this point causing both Inuyasha and Kagome to stop their sometimes morning ritual. Kagome looking over her shoulder at Yasha’s older brother, the one guy she’d sleep with if ever asked, no questions. He wasn’t wearing a shirt and he looked so very fantastic wearing just his jeans which hung low on his hips, her arousal at the sight of him reached his nose and he smirked, causing her to blush. Of coarse Inuyasha noticed too, but he had never seen her as anything but a little sister, she was brought out of her musings by Yasha. “Gods woman you really do need to get laid if your getting horny looking at him.”
Snarling anew, Sesshomaru forgotten, she let go of his ear and positioned herself so that she could press his arm harder and bit into his ear hard thanks to the new angle. He yelp and really started to struggle, while Sesshomaru got a very nice view of her ass, top of the crack and all. ‘Apparently,’ he mused, ‘she doesn’t wear underwear to sleep, and considering the wrinkles on her person its likely that she sleeps nude.’ The whole thing was rather amusing, and it was not the first time he’d seen it but Sesshomaru still found it rather hilarious to watch, the tiny onna could always throw her small weight around.
These morning spats always ended with Inuyasha heavily bruised, and one rather pissy Kagome stalking out of the room, mumbling about kitten ears, milk, and cereal, every few words being screamed out from under her breath. Sesshomaru turned not needing to be on the firing end of Inuyasha’s morning temper tantrum, it never failed if Kagome had a bad morning, so did Yasha, and if Yasha had a bad morning everyone else had a bad day. He walked into the kitchen as Kagome went for her second favorite morning breakfast started, Soda, and Eggos with strawberry jelly and peanut butter, truly she was a weird little woman. Neither seemed to take notice of the abused hanyou leaving the apartment.
After a while watching her eat and noting her calm returning he said the two most dreaded words a morning person could say. “Good Morning.” Kagome stopped mid chew, turned her head slowly to him, before narrowing her steely blue eyes, swallowing and firing her reply.
“What’s so good about it?” she mumbled in irritation, never having liked morning people, as she was not one herself, no she was one ‘Noc-turn-es Ka-gome-es,’ exploding ACME toys and all. She waited for the inevitable, one of their little games, it had started off just to annoy Inuyasha but as time progressed it had taken on a life of its own, their flirts getting more and more sensual and teasing as time went on.
“I can almost see your hard little pebbles through your shirt, that’s rather good if I do say so myself.” he said lazily wanting to see her blush and watching as she did before she countered.
“Well that’s nothing to gloat about, they are always there, and I get to see them every morning, and night, sometimes in the afternoon too, so its nothing new.” she replied with a impish smirk. She watched as he thought about it again.
“You can see MY nipples without my shirt on?” he asked rather then said, an odd thing for him to do, and Kagome felt he looked a bit puzzled by the statement himself.
She bit her bottom lip playfully, almost teasingly and said, “Now that’s something to work with. What else ya got, hmmm? *she grunted* No cereal, still bad morning.” speaking like a cave woman.
He wiggled his brow at her suggestively, before saying, “If we go back to your room I can give you a peek of ‘what else I got.’” Crossing his arms over his chest and smirked, he watched as she huffed before smiling at him a bit.
“Your bluffing, besides your already not wearing a shirt, so I can peek all I want right now.” she countered, sticking her tongue out at him, before smirking at him a little.
“This Sesshomaru never lies, perhaps you just don’t want to see, and who said I was talking about peeking there.” he teased knowing she thought it sexy when he spoke in third person, while gesturing to his body.
“Oh, I want to see. But what’s the point of just a peek?-” She was interrupted by the sound of an aggravated Inuyasha finally making it back, a liter of milk in his hand that he seemed to want to show off as he made a big stink over putting it in the fridge, while grumbling loudly about ’bitches, miko, getting laid, evil, and something that sounded a lot like twat’ She would have to beat him up again later for that on. Either way she continued on, making a mental note to really abuse those kitten ears later. “- Oh well, seems like I won’t need a peek to start off my good morning after all! Milk‘s here!”
With that the miko popped up from where she sat, totally ignoring the large inu that couldn’t help but grumble about little brother’s and bad timing. It was without a doubt that he would have to come up with some other way to seduce the onna. She didn’t know it but he’d decided she was his the first time they met. Their playful banter was only the start, and he was not at all kidding about taking her as his own. He watched as she made her cereal, totally pleased with herself, and wondered if in the end he could still make a good morning out of it all. Smirking lustfully at her as she moaned in cereal bliss, while still totally ignoring him, he decided it was worth a try.
For once Yasha was right, she did need to get laid, and he was just the one to do it.