Disclaimer: I don’t own or make money off Inuyasha.
Note: I’m doing this because I, along with the rest of Dokuga, love r0o so much and this is my Christmas present to her. This is my submission to Dany’s Torture Inuyasha Challenge. If you read this, r0o, I hope you like it. In this, I’m making Inuyasha completely human and NOT related to Sesshomaru. It’s much easier that way.
Warning: Crack, yaoi overtones, and possible sex change.
Funny What Female Kitsune Pheromones Can Do
Shippo had had enough. Time and time again, Inuyasha would hurt Kagome by cheating on her with yet, another woman, Kagome would find out and cry her eyes out to Shippo and anyone else who would lend her a shoulder to cry on. As if on cue, Inuyasha would apologize, give her an apology gift and the cycle would repeat.
What was it about that jerk-off that made his friend run back to him? It pissed the kitsune off to no end as he decided the cycle would end. But first, he had to get the necessary tools to make that jackass pay for betraying Kagome. Perhaps, introducing Kagome to one of the strongest youkai he knew would be the perfect cure for her broken heart.
Meanwhile, Kagome returned home after an exhausting day at work. She was getting real tired of Inuyasha at this point. For too long, she either caught him in the act, smelled another woman’s perfume on him, found another woman’s lipstick on his clothes, or different phone numbers in his pocket and sultry text messages from said phone numbers on his cell phone. It was time to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Suddenly, her phone began to ring. Kagome looked at the caller ID, which read “SHIPPO” and answered it. “Hi, Shippo. I was just about to call you. What’s up?”
“Nothing much. Only I want to make that pathetic excuse for a boyfriend pay for hurting you.”
“I appreciate your concern, but it’s okay. I’m done with him.”
“Right and then he’ll apologize, beg for forgiveness and you’ll get back together with him? I don’t think so. You deserve better than him and you know that. As they say, dump that zero and get with a hero, my friend.”
“I know, but a part of me still loves him. It can’t be helped.”
Shippo sighed. “I know. But don’t you want to make him pay for hurting you over and over again? I know I would.”
The rational and pissed off side of her took over; no more pain and no more tears over her permanent EX-boyfriend. “You’re absolutely right. How do I go about doing it though?”
Kagome could feel her kitsune friend grin over the phone. “Just leave everything to me. Talk to you later, Kagome.”
The conversation ended as Shippo started to formulate a plan of revenge. He now had the tools he needed to put his plan into action. “Soon, the shoe’ll be on the other foot, Inuyasha. You’ll get a taste of your own medicine and then some with what I have in store for you, you little dipshit.”
Rin, another kitsune as well as his mate, was a bit curious at the items laid out before him. “Whatcha got there, mate?”
Shippo had a mischievous grin on his face, a grin Rin knew all too well. “Just a few things to make a certain cheating dipshit pay for hurting our good friend Kagome. I’m sick and tired of standing by while he cheats on her time and time again and worms his way back into her life. Even Kagome’s had enough.”
“Yeah, I’m tired of seeing tears in her eyes because of him. She deserves a lot better. How about that friend of yours? What’s his name? Sesshomaru? Why not set her up with him?”
“I plan to. The sooner I do, the better. I just need to get into Inuyasha’s apartment.”
“Why?” Rin looked at one of the items and her eyes widened. “Is that what I think it is?”
“Yep, I’m using this in my plan. That dumbass is going to have serious ‘problems’ and Kagome will have a new man in her life by the time this is all over. Then he’ll think twice about cheating on someone who’s given their heart to him only to have it shattered to the point of irreparable. Oh yeah, his ass will be mine to torture and perhaps someone else’s to deal with.”
“Yeah, I’ll let you get back to working on your plan. I have to get dinner ready.” Rin then kissed him and headed to the kitchen.
Somewhere at a bar downtown, a devilishly handsome man was kissing on another woman and whispering sweet nothings in her ear. A part of him felt guilty about hurting Kagome…again. However, he was too selfish to care. Little did he know that there was trouble stirring for the unsuspecting ‘ladies man’ as he escorted the woman to her home. It would be too little too late by the time the proverbial smoke cleared.
TBC
I know it’s a little short but I’m just getting started. R0o, if you read this, it’s only a part of the complete package. Later. ^_^