Where Do Babies Come From? by Jandy

Where Do Babies Come From?

Characters rightfully belong to Rumiko Takahashi

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Rin: “Lord Sesshomaru?”

Sesshomaru: “What is it?”

Rin: “Can I ask you something, My Lord?”

Sesshomaru: “Go ahead.”

Rin: “ Where do babies come from?”

Sesshomaru: “……………Rin?”

Rin: “ Yes, Lord Sesshomaru?”

Sesshomaru: “ Wait here. I will return shortly.”

Rin: “Okay.”

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Kagome: Humming while picking herbs.

Sesshomaru: “Miko?”

Kagome: “Mm?..Oh! Hello Sesshomaru. What are you doing here? Do you need something?

Sesshomaru: “This Sesshomaru is seeking advice in how to answer a question from Rin.”

Kagome: “Oh, well I’ll be happy to help. What did she ask you?”

Sesshomaru: “Rin asked me where do babies come from. And I am not certain if human children are allowed to know that sort of thing yet.”

Kagome: “ I see, well that’s easy! You can make up a lie to her.”

Sesshomaru: “…make up a lie?..”

Kagome: “Yes. You can tell her a demon baby sets out to deliver babies to human villagers and demons. You don’t have to tell her the truth.”

Sesshomaru: “Why would I tell her such a lie?”

Kagome: “ So you wouldn’t have to tell her the truth.”

Sesshomaru: “ I don’t think that is the proper way to answer Rin.”

Kagome: “*Sigh* or you could just tell her she is still too young to know. That’s simple, and not a lie.”

Sesshomaru: “…This Sesshomaru would consider it.”

Kagome: “Great!”

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Sesshomaru: “Rin.”

Rin: “Lord Sesshomaru! You’re back!”

Sesshomaru: “ You are still far too young to learn where babies come from.”

Rin: “….Why?”

Sesshomaru: “…Why?”

Rin: “Yes Lord Sesshomaru, why is it that I am still too young to know?….Where are you going my Lord?”

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Kagome: “What is it now, Sesshomaru?”

Sesshomaru: “Rin wants to know why she can not be told yet.”

Kagome: “ Oh Sesshomaru, her young mind is not fully developed yet to concept the facts of mating and the producing of offspring’s.”

Sesshomaru: “…”

Kagome: “ You know, the process when a guy’s…….. you know what, inserts into a females…. you know where…..”

Sesshomaru: “ So I should simply tell her that?”

Kagome: “Yes!”

Sesshomaru: “ I see then, I thank you for your time, Miko.”

Kagome: “ Anytime, Sesshomaru.”

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Rin: “ Lord Sesshomaru!”

Sesshomaru: “Rin, your young mind is still not fully developed to understand the physical attraction between a male and a female, in which the male"s penis is inserted into the female"s vagina, thus offspring will be conceived.”

Rin: “….So that’s where babies come from then, my Lord!”

Sesshomaru: “………..Rin?”

Rin: “ Yes Lord Sesshomaru?”

Sesshomaru: “ Next time you have a question, ask Jaken.”

Rin: “Okay! ^-^”

End :P

I blame my little cousin for this one! She asked me today where do babies come from O:!!! OH God! The dreaded question >.<…I remember when I asked my mom when I was 8 jeje. So let me know what oyu guys think of this little one shot ^-^.