A Brief Synopsis of all That is ME!                 

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           Most every one who meets me swears I am a contradiction to myself and I truly understand their assement of my personality. My sister is amazed that I have the intelligence and wisdom of a 40 year, but still maintain the maturity of a 5 year. Hey, I abhorre individuals who are old fuddydiduddies so I try not to be one. I rarely get angry at others, I just don’t have the energy nor the want, but give me an inanimate object which does not work properly and I will be in a snit for the rest of the day basically throwing a giant temper tantrum. My grandmother considers me one of the few pessimistic optimist simply because I realize that many things in life hoover something hard core, but I roll with the punches carrying smile at most times.

           Before now, I have not written a normal story much less a smutty one, but I have read enough that I felt I could create something that was appealing to read, plus it helps to have a mother who is a bigger perve than I.  I have an extreme interest in trying to get as many what an idiot and you're a loser looks possible. The fact that I get a massive amount gives me great satisfaction.  Now to business, I love animals which is good since my parents own a zoo, not really just a lot of pets. Anthropology, the forensic side. Music, Music, and more music. Cake, animal crackers, cheez-its, cran-grape juice (Ocean Spray only) , mmmm beer, reading,teaching, and sports. Margaritas! Oh Oh OH and also cooking and science YEA!. I tend to be more animalistic in my thought process, I hiss or growl when frustrated. I love to read almost anything I can get my hands, it makes me work out my grey cells and keeps me from going loopy. 

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